best and worst: tuesday

Well clearly the best was waking up at 8 all bright eyed and bushy tailed and being like HELLO i can totally set the snooze for five minutes and waking up at ten. It was in part the best because i had this intense dream where everyone traded in jewels and diamonds instead of dollar bills and everything was just glitsy and awesome.

worst was trying to explain how there are 9 days in a week in an interview. she looked at me with this utterly vacant look like i was some sort of animal sitting on her ikea knock off sofa and i just smiled and tried to look charming till i realized, OH HELLO 7 days in a week and tried to overcompensate for my previous mistake by explaining how sometimes number and other such things just ‘get away from me’

 

fail.