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February 7, 2011 / Prof Cupcake.

all never be a tourist again

The Tourist. Well given that is stars to of the most attractive people ever, it is truly a testament to the banality of the film that it is eminently unwatchable. The plot, if one could call this week attempt at a narrative that, follows the foibles of a tourist, FRANK (played by Johnny Depp) which is accidently caught up in a massive tax evasion / robber scam when he befriends the ever so anorexic ELISE (Angelina Jolie) who is looking for her long lost bad boy lover. The films stumbles through its 103 minute running time with such little focus one is amazed to find the film is over before it ever really begins. Such awful acting, directing and writing combine in this film to form a unique and total failure.


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